Untold Untruths
Mike Wozowski is gobsmacked for good reason.
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Monday, December 13
A Reply From Prometheus
TC Yoong (yoongtc@undisclosed.com)
11:20am (11 hours ago)
Subject: PHANTOM OF DELIGHT
My dear Krystal, what a delightful surprise you gace me with that cheonghei email. I hasten to reply. Please see attached.
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Fr The PROMETHEUS of TC YOONG
yoongtc@undisclosed.com
Monday, December 13, 2004
To: Krystal [kwiwa.wiwa@undisclosed.com]
My dear, dear Krystal of the Wong, how can you even imagine that I would ever forget you? You were one of my best. I talk about you all the time to my present lot of kids and always, in the most positive frame of reference. To be sure, you were always the fiery one but that, to me, was a positive attribute. I have always held that a little Promethean fire in us can make so much difference in determining whether we are alive or dead.
I regret that I did not receive your cheonghei email until this morning. You sent it to my old email address. Fortunately, I now have a computer geek working as a slave in COSMOTOTS iqd and he somehow managed to retrieve it for me. Please give Eunice a kick on the glueteus maximus for giving you the wrong address.
You know, Krystal, I correspond regularly with many COSMOTOTS iqd alumni and they come from all over - England, Australia, Germany, Canada and so on. Of course, since I have very limited time, I pick and choose who I want to correspond with. You, dear girl, would be one whose career I would like to follow forever and a day. Can I invite you to be one of my chosen ones? You really don't have to stop your connection with COSMOTOTS iqd just because your mother is no longer paying any fee, do you?
YES, what you want and what your parents want may not be in tandem. I really would like to help. Why don't you come in and have a little chat with me? Anytime. It is now holiday time and you are free in the morning, yes? Any morning except Tuesday is fine. Just call 7729-XXXX and ask for a sweet lady by the name of Jo to double check my availability. She's my Girl Friday and she is my boss where time scheduling is concerned. Indeed, if you like, why not drag your mother along? I might be of help in knocking some sense into her. What?
Incidentally, how is Marcus the Brute doing?
I look forward to meeting up with you again but please be prepared for a sea change. I am now bald headed like Kojak. Explanation when we meet, yes?
I'm so, so happy :) So happy that I half feel like crying. Even though he spelt my name wrong the same way James did. Thank you, dear God.
11:20am (11 hours ago)
Subject: PHANTOM OF DELIGHT
My dear Krystal, what a delightful surprise you gace me with that cheonghei email. I hasten to reply. Please see attached.
____________________________________________________________________________
Fr The PROMETHEUS of TC YOONG
yoongtc@undisclosed.com
Monday, December 13, 2004
To: Krystal [kwiwa.wiwa@undisclosed.com]
My dear, dear Krystal of the Wong, how can you even imagine that I would ever forget you? You were one of my best. I talk about you all the time to my present lot of kids and always, in the most positive frame of reference. To be sure, you were always the fiery one but that, to me, was a positive attribute. I have always held that a little Promethean fire in us can make so much difference in determining whether we are alive or dead.
I regret that I did not receive your cheonghei email until this morning. You sent it to my old email address. Fortunately, I now have a computer geek working as a slave in COSMOTOTS iqd and he somehow managed to retrieve it for me. Please give Eunice a kick on the glueteus maximus for giving you the wrong address.
You know, Krystal, I correspond regularly with many COSMOTOTS iqd alumni and they come from all over - England, Australia, Germany, Canada and so on. Of course, since I have very limited time, I pick and choose who I want to correspond with. You, dear girl, would be one whose career I would like to follow forever and a day. Can I invite you to be one of my chosen ones? You really don't have to stop your connection with COSMOTOTS iqd just because your mother is no longer paying any fee, do you?
YES, what you want and what your parents want may not be in tandem. I really would like to help. Why don't you come in and have a little chat with me? Anytime. It is now holiday time and you are free in the morning, yes? Any morning except Tuesday is fine. Just call 7729-XXXX and ask for a sweet lady by the name of Jo to double check my availability. She's my Girl Friday and she is my boss where time scheduling is concerned. Indeed, if you like, why not drag your mother along? I might be of help in knocking some sense into her. What?
Incidentally, how is Marcus the Brute doing?
I look forward to meeting up with you again but please be prepared for a sea change. I am now bald headed like Kojak. Explanation when we meet, yes?
I'm so, so happy :) So happy that I half feel like crying. Even though he spelt my name wrong the same way James did. Thank you, dear God.